Cry-Borg

A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.

Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE

by Zip Purr-head July 16, 2022

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.

"Dude, I need a break from the news and the negativity, I've spent my whole week cry-working!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

Cry-y

That mood you're in when you can break out into tears at any moment, for any reason.

Rachel was feeling especially cry-y on this gloomy, rainy Sunday afternoon. Anything can push this girl over the edge at any moment.

by tyguy11 August 10, 2022

Crying Obsidian

Crying Obsidian is a fictional block in the game Minecraft by Mojang Studios. It has a texture similar to that of normal Obsidian, but with purple tones and it gives off small purple particles, similar to those given off by Mycelium (grey), Podzol, (brown), and all living Coral blocks (blue). it can be found in portal ruins and bastion remnants, and can be crafted into a Respawn Anchor, the recipe for it is: 6 Crying Obsidian and 3 Glowstone. It can be charged with Glowstone and can be used, when charged, to set the player's spawn in the Nether Dimension. Crying Obsidian gives off a light level of 10, and is impervious to explosions.

"I found some Crying Obsidian in that portal ruin over there!"

by anonymous September 22, 2020

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

Crying Chicken

Crying wolf with a little bit of Chicken Little.

A System may or may not be down. Submitting an urgent ticket to fix something before you have all of the facts is Crying Chicken.

by Gears5665 April 9, 2013

Crying Krunk

adv. a bluff, a lie, a threat; a bad bluff

I was crying krunk when I said I had a royal flush.

by GodsAngel91490 March 3, 2009