Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

by angry ostrich September 04, 2009

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crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 01, 2005

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crunked

this word means
crazy and drunk like whoa mofo

YEAHHHHHH
lil JOHN wOOT

by karyotype genotype March 15, 2005

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crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

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crunk daddy

Crazy, delirious, wild, stoned, drunk; (party animal, party hopper, party pimp).

1. A term of endearment for one who likes to have fun.
2. Description of someone who parties too much.
3. Greeting

1. "Let's get this party goin crunk daddy"
"Yo, my crunk daddy, sup"
"How bout you chill crunk daddy"

2. "I ain't goin out with that crunk daddy"
"She's lookin for a crunk daddy"

3. "Hey, what's crunk, daddy"

by mjpetrucci December 26, 2007

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