Cuchi cruncher

1. One who eats a women’s vaginal parts

2. Person who crunches cuchi

1. Damn girl, my girlfriend be such a cuchi cruncher but i like it.
2. I like to be a cuchi cruncher.

by Cg2345 July 26, 2018

Crunchy

Adjective: An alternative definition to the general understanding of the term. Anyone who has done an excess amount of cocaine resulting in their feeling like an old crunchy paper bag. Usually at a music festival. For elaboration see "potato chip"

"Hey man want to go check out the next band?"
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."

by Kneegrodamus October 16, 2013

Crunchy

lightheaded,feeling the aftermath of
Exstacy.

I am feeling crunchy today after dropping
E last night.

by Maston October 7, 2004

nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007

crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005

Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!

Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3

by Stevelicis August 17, 2010

crunchy

Discribes being noticably dirty involving hygene, style, or sexuality.

1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005