crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

crappable

A bathroom with a toilet clean enough to be crapped upon.

A: "Hey bro, is the bathroom in the subway crappable enough?" B: "No way, bro. That bathroom is so dirty even my dog won't crap in there."

by You Can Trust Me August 7, 2014

crapple pie

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎

I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)

by key ran August 14, 2014

crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

Crappetizer

Snacks eaten whilst pooping

I most enjoy my morning poo with a hot cup of Joe and crappetizers.

by Mkol August 8, 2017

cappsun

cappsun is a huge planet with a minute population of only two coconspirators. the planet was formed after over 2 excruciatingly long years. the planets appearance seems to give off a reddish yellow vibey gleam. if anyone else attempts to live on the planet besides the cappsuns they will be promptly rejected by the ecosystem. the planets outer crust is made of a plethora of multicolored vans dusted with the burning embers of fiery takis. the planet also contains large bodies and waterfalls of baja blast mountain dew. the residences on the planet crafted of satin sound proof walls for unstated causes. the average temperature on cappsun ranges from 15-50 degrees , with extremely high winds. the planet fluctuates between a state of total darkness and sunsets. the planet has a secret portal requiring telecumunacative powers. the portal can take you to your desired destination, while clearing all outsiders and undesirables in the area. your destination will be tailored to your exact liking. the planet has protective barrier surrounding it made of energy levels to strong for any foreign intruders to come in contact with and still survive.

person 1: damn those two look like they live on cappsun

person 2: damn those clingy people they never leave cappsun bc they just want to make love all day. no wonder they live on their own planet. my ears would get tired of hearing the moaning and screaming.

by madizbadz November 3, 2020