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crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
mugGet the crank the cradlemug.

huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.
The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.
by Butters1369 May 10, 2016
mugGet the huge crankmug.

crank out

"It's been a productive day, managed to crank out a week's worth of TPS reports in one sitting"
by liquid death May 17, 2021
mugGet the crank outmug.

Crank Squeeze

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.
by Goi Boi July 27, 2016
mugGet the Crank Squeezemug.

Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes
Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.
by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017
mugGet the Hate Crankingmug.

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman
by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023
mugGet the Crank datmug.

crank suck

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said
by Crank suck May 17, 2018
mugGet the crank suckmug.

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