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Free Country, USA

A made up land somewhere in America "ruled" by the King of Town.
contains a small, upstart land known as Strong Badia
by jack December 11, 2003
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Country Blumpkin

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"
by Texas Haz June 13, 2008
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country crock

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.
I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011
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play country on the clitar

When a girl does the nasty with her 5 fingered friend.
Girl 1 "So coming out this holiday?"
Girl 2 "No sorry I'm gonna play country on the clitar for the whole time."
by JinSmith April 7, 2009
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Ford Country Squire

An iconic American station wagon that was characterized by it's large size, comfort, towing power, and signature faux-wood panels meant to emulate Woodies from the 40s and 50s. It was the top-of-the line station wagon built by Ford from 1951 to 1991. It was based on the Fairlane, Galaxie, and LTD line over the course of its history. Country squires are highly collected, especially the classics that were made before the mid-70s. They are fairly hard to find today, despite being a common site in virtually every suburban town in America in the 60s and 70s.

The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.

(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)
The Ford Country Squire is driven by the family in Harry and the Hendersons.

The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.

The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.
by Station Weapon September 12, 2010
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country cruise

to drive around with your friends in the country smoking pot
by emily March 24, 2005
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Country Mile

When walking the mile it can seem long and uneventful due to there being a lack of landmarks and people along the road to talk to or see. Thus it seems to take forever because it's a stretch of monotonous scenery.
"That boy walked a country mile to see you, he must really like you!"
by LionNessa June 21, 2016
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