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cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch
person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes
by cooch nutes May 6, 2021
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cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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Cooch stuff

The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
Hey anyone know where Cormac is?

He's doing cooch stuff.
by P-p-p-p September 19, 2021
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Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.
She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.
by Lerix July 3, 2019
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Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
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Cooch

"Pull it out her butt put it in her cooch"
by TraetheDon March 9, 2021
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Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!
The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered
by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024
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