In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

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corbin bleu

A Disney actor/singer/songwriter. Absolutely amazing in every possible way. He sings like an angel, he's a great actor, he's one of the few guys out there that can dance, and ohh my God, he is SOOO effing hot. His hair, his eyes....ahhhhhhh i love him. Anyone who says he is gay is downright pathetic and homophobic to boot. He is not gay. Whoever said "push it to the limit" is about him and Zac Efron doing you know what is incredibly immature and sick minded. Anyone with brains knows that's not the case. He's changed a lot since High School Musical; his songs are more mature and meaningful now (listen to Moments that Matter--amaaaazing song)
In a nutshell, a heterosexual, talented, and ridiculously hot Disney actor/singer/songwriter.

My fiance.
My future husband.
I effing love everything about him.

Kevin: Corbin Bleu's gay!!!
Rachel: No he's not. Unfortunately for you. Now will you please get a life????!

by i_effing_love_corbin_bleu August 4, 2009

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corbin138

The official rating of runescape. Lets start here runescape is a horrible and dreadful game it is very sicknasty. So i was walking around innocently in teh game and i was on a perfectly good quest, when i stopped at the bank to get some money. I went to teh bank and withdrew 1k and then i saw something i had never seen b4, it was stairs so i decided to go up teh stairs (i am curious at times)and i saw tis man corbin138 doing something that one had never seen b4. It was very sicknasty ( def. of sicknasty: something that is cool and tite at the same time or something that is so gross and so nasty that sick and nasty dosen't even begin to describe it (as used in this case)). So tis corbin138 was behind tis man anomous. Tis man anomous was shaking his anus as if recieving something and corbin138 was making a forward motion and shoving his crotch right into tis mans ANUS. I asked these men wat they were doing and one tryed to describe it to me in these words. They said that they were in the act of intercorse. I told them that i was very disapointed and that they shouldn't be doing this in front of teh innocent. Then teh almighty corbin138 (level 100 and something) started making a $ex party people were in a train doing sexual intercorse, one can not begin to describe this. I believe he is some sort of razorguy (A loser 9 year old that hit on guys playing online game.). Teh corbin138 denies any sexual acusations but one can not lie when a master mind like me tapes hours of online play 4 moments like this. Thus brining us to a conclusion 4 today. I hope you agree with me that runescape is only 4 nubs that are razorguys (def. above)

teh video_game_pwnzor official game rater.

One ask: what is tis doing
Corbin138: im analy r8ping tis man

by david_1 December 24, 2007

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Cobbing It

Cobbing It; The act of a person with braces giving another person a painful/inproper blowjob, subsequently giving the effect of someone eating corn on the cob, hence, cobbing it.

Damn, Lucy was cobbing it good and proper last night, hurts like a bitch!

by Token Black Ohhh Yeahhh May 15, 2008

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