Commodus

Someone that appears to be a team player but is ultimately motivated by greed and self interest. Desperate for recognition and adulation; uses any means (other than personal effort and innate ability) to get ahead. Fortunately, they are not intelligent enough to succeed under normal circumstances.

see Commodus in gladiator

by firetire November 1, 2008

go commit abiotic

How to tell someone to kill themselves in science class

I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .

by 69 Is A Number January 28, 2019

Starr Commonwealth

Starr Commonwealth is a Boys and Girls Residential Boarding School Treatment Center, that helps teens learn how to be the best they can be. It is located in Albion, Michigan, Columbus Ohio, and Detroit Michigan.They treat kids who suffer from Trauma, and who have been involved in various crimes such as Sexual offenses, Substance Abuse, Physical Abuse, and Everyday parents/teen troubles. This school did not help me as I thought it should. I got raped, then I suffered from Trauma. Sucks...This school is also a lie. They tell you that you will always have contact with your parents, but really you only get one phone call a week. You do get to email them everyday. You must stay with the group the whole time you are there, if you don't you get restraint. Ouch...What a lie. Do not send your kids there. www.starr.org

school Starr Commonwealth

by Anonymous3488 September 24, 2011

Bittie Committee

Bittie Committee
A group of six extremely good looking girls who keep it classy during the day, but trashy by night. They have more tagged pictures on facebook then you have people in your town.

Awwwshit, the Bittie Committee just arrived.

by A Young Lady. February 25, 2010

commodem

Shit internet access

"Jonny's internet access is soooooo slow"
"What do you expect? He's only on a commodem"

by stdPikachu January 13, 2004

commoodle

Community + doodle

A doodle done by people in a group (be it at work or school). Begat by Andy the neologian etymologist.

Alternate spelling: commudle

Hey peeps, let's do a commoodle in our spare time.

by schoppairut April 21, 2010

Commophobe

Someone that is highly afraid of a commitment

Ethan use to be a commophobe, from 1 week relationships to getting engaged in a matter of weeks.

by poo ona bun August 22, 2010