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forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.
"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."
by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022
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rocky mountain coffee

drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session
rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug
by schwerve August 11, 2008
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The Devil's Coffee Pot

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.
"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'
by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010
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Coffee Shop Girl

Quiet and intellectual; a girl who spends her time alone or in the company of old novels. She often paints or sketches; perhaps she is a photographer. She will occasionally drink simple coffee, but can more often be found drinking herbal tea. She writes poems, lyrics, and sometimes stories, and is often a pianist. She is the girl that can be found in the corner of the suburban coffee shop or bookstore every morning, drinking her usual and reading with her glasses halfway down her nose. She is most likely a believer in true love.
Benjamin: "I heard Ned's going out with that coffee shop girl he met on Saturday."

Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates."
by BrittBrittBritt November 29, 2014
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Coffee Band

A band that you dislike on first sampling, but which grows on you with time.
The Mountain Goats are such a coffee band. When I first heard them, I wasn't impressed, but now I love them!
by FailureMajor June 6, 2011
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instant coffee

People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.
bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!
by thatshowwedoit November 23, 2009
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Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.
I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.
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