common sense

something most people don't have.
more of the world doesn't have common sense,
than people in the world that do have it.
it's something that should explain itself.
obviously.

common sense only tells you that you should know what common sense is.

by brittany hillman. April 10, 2008

coconut boost

(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.

"Hey, guys, does anyone remember Count Duckula?" inquired the coconut boost.

by Corkin July 31, 2006

common dense

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude March 30, 2012

common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.

Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"

by Slackmatt September 13, 2007

coconuts

Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.

All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.

by The Mexican May 13, 2005

Coconut Fever

Coconut Fever (Noun): 1. A condition, found only in mainland Americans, that causes a mainland American male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more Native Hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same sex.

Judging by your Myspace, Mike....you've got coconut fever.

by El Samurai July 29, 2008

commondore

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.

jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.

by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009