Chinese Coma

A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.

Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma.

by purplepikmin October 24, 2008

sausage coma

1. a state of extreme tiredness caused by performing fellatio until the point of exhaustion.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.

"That girl sucked my dick for so long she's passed out on the bed in a sausage coma."

or

"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."

by XiP October 9, 2008

Gift Coma

A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.

Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.

by Mark L Stevens December 21, 2009

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.

Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester

by MatchMaker April 24, 2013

cum coma

The tiredness and need for sleep one feels (especially males) after orgasm.

Cum comaring

Man I came hard, now im falling into a cum coma.

by this is me 123 November 22, 2011

Vietnam Coma

A Vietnam Coma is when you have too many Vietnam Flashbacks at once and you than undergo what top researchers call, The Vietnam Coma. Constant reminder of when your best buddies, back in NAM, walk up into the trench and than getting blown up by a land mine that was thrown by those darn soldiers.

Guy 1: Hey, can Guy 3 come out and get drinks with us?
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.

by Mr.MemerTheDankTerrorist May 21, 2016

put you in a coma

A threat commonly use to threaten to knock someone out.

"You are a Beezy"
"Your mom's a Beezy"
"Oh Ya? I'll put you in a coma"

by HoboJoeseph July 29, 2006