coitus

just playin about the dumbass thing, i meant to say my really awesome friend yelled her newly-aquired word at my mom:) you know i love ya lacenut

l:coitus!
m:shhh!!
l:COITUS!!! COITUS!!
m:SSHHHH!!

by Lacresha February 23, 2005

Coitalot

A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.

Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!

by flynyrdskynyrd February 3, 2012

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

Coitophilic

A person or an animal loves intercourse or coitus.

Meth is a coitophilic.

by yamasuke June 19, 2014

Coith

Referring to a person as a penis split by the act of coithing.

"You're such a coith, Dan."

by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017

Cognitive harmony

When something happens that sounds and feels so absolutely right, after a where something made no sense, a time of "cognitive dissonance."

When that criminal bastard finally got convicted, it was such a moment of cognitive harmony that all the angels sang.

by PervasiPervasive DvPervasive D December 4, 2019

coitus injurious

An accidental injury caused by having sex.

No, my girlfriend didn't hit me, my black eye is from coitus injurious.

by KP Rex December 23, 2019