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cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.
My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
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Cockblock

The character ai filter = cockblock
by Gxth1c.Kai January 4, 2024
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cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex
Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.
Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024
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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
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designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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