Chimp Pimp

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.

Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Cimp

A word that describes a man who let a woman run over her and let her do anything with another man that gets him off with sexual pleasure

Man Billy got cheated on by his girlfriend and still pay for her car notes he's a total Cimp for bro.

by MR.TURTH2255 May 4, 2020

Chimp

A dumbass person

Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."

by Frixion fred September 19, 2020

Chimp Boy

An individual with many ‘chimply’ characteristics. Shows many hybrid tendencies that lay somewhere between a chimpanzee and a boy.

“Hey why is Willy in the corner acting all primal?”

“He’s just being a Chimp Boy again!”

by hogghoss69 March 24, 2022

C-Clamp

butt plowing a male partner while simultaneously reaching around him and yanking his dong. a.k.a. a reach around.

Rodney c-clamped his dog during the commercial break.

by runny logs November 14, 2011

chimp whale meat

the toughest of meat that surrounds the plaster board required to infiltrate narnia when camping in in the kodak trenches.

On following my chums to the wardrobe I noticed the chimpwhale meat was out of place

by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 3, 2005

The Clamp

A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.

Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.

by Eddy the Hero May 16, 2011