Clements

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.

"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."

by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010

Clem

a) a piece of work, more often than not found creating mischief of sorts

I can't believe you just ashed your cigarette on my carpet. You're a real Clem, sometimes.

by jcdeneve May 1, 2011

jessica jane clement

she is a british glamour model and actress. she frequently gets her tits out and she is lesbian

i saw jessica jane clement kissing a girl with her tits out

by ukxhitman May 2, 2011

Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.

"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."

by Priestess69 April 14, 2010

clambake

Someone who opens their yap when things get hot.

Lou: Er Chief something about that looks fishy
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.

by Langdon Olger October 26, 2015

Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019

canadian clambake

While penetrating your Canadian bitch, you shove your cock balls deep into her asshole and realese your man juice, letting the cum ooze out of there onto a clam shell, then make her suck it out, like a raw clam

Yo John Canadian clambaked his woman last night at the party. Shit was crazy

by Lloyd banks January 5, 2014