The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

Clean Oliver

a Clean Oliver is someone who bathes for 2 hours every day.

I feel so clean now that i'm a Clean Oliver

by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 25, 2020

clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.

Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.

by FarashaSand December 14, 2008

chick clean

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."

His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."

by Viciovs January 07, 2014

Cleaning the Cartridge

The act of removing the penis from the vagina before ejaculation, inserting into the mouth while ejaculating, then putting it back into the vagina

Guy 1: Me and my girl tried cleaning the cartridge last night
Guy 2: How’d it go?
Guy 1: It was tricky, but felt amazing

by longhairedirishman16 July 23, 2020

Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool

Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?

by Ant1L1f3 August 25, 2008

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 14, 2020