Cincinnati

A pleasantly bland and annoyingly conservative city that's inexpensive to live in, easy to get around in, and filled with neighborhood festivals. Horribly insular -- most people have never been outside the I-275 beltway, are ignorant about life in the remainder of Ohio, and refer to anywhere beyond Lebanon as "up north." Dotted with nice neighborhoods and urban parks. Known for chili, goetta, and "please?" Big on Catholic church festivals during the summers.

Cincinnati native: Where did you go to school?
Cincinnati transplant (naively): Case Western
Cincinnati native (confused): What high school is that? Is that on the east side?
Cincinnati transplant: It's a university. In Cleveland.
Cincinnati native: So ... you're not from around here, then?

by BuckeyeJay March 10, 2005

Cincidiots

Residents of southwestern Ohio - specifically the greater Cincinnati and northern Kentucky areas - that couldn't drive safely and well during inclement weather conditions if their very lives depended on it.

It took me over two hours to get to work this morning because of so many Cincidiots on the roads!

by Peter Epes January 1, 2008

cincinatti bow tie

This is when a girl gives a guy head and he sits on top of her backwords with his ass towards her face so that when she sees his ball they look like a bow tie.

Stuart: "I made Renee give me a cincinatti bow tie last night...it was awsome..."

by Renee252003 August 13, 2007

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

cincinnati bengal

a woman who has a nice body but a terrible face

-refers to the Cincinnati Bengals, who have nice jerseys but terrible looking helmets

look at that girl dude!
-wait till she turns around, she's a Cincinnati Bengal

by pissedoffNJ June 8, 2007

cincity

cincinnati

by kitznegari October 23, 2003

cincinatti potato chip

While laying in bed you masturbate and cum just below your belly button. Let the cum dry overnight and then peel it off in the morning for a salty snack.

I like my cincinatti potato chips with a little extra salt.

by Popeye I May 6, 2011