green children 

General kids of the 80's that are here to usher in the green revolution and particular the worldwide acceptance of the planets premiere organic medicine, cannabis.

you and I are the green children, we actively smoke in freedom whereever we walk, and are here to end the bullshit and corruption our parents and governments have force fed us all these years.

green children by sphenodontia March 4, 2009

knuckle children 

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

knuckle children by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020

Bum children 

The sexual act in which after anal intercourse the man that unloaded eats his own sperm out of the takers bum.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and eat some Bum Children.

Bum children by Glennkw February 17, 2022

vulture children

A disparaging but rooted-in-realism term for the children of wealthy people who are waiting in the wings for their mealtickets to keel over.

They are vulture children, through and through, they haven’t even bothered to get a trade or an education ‘cause they can’t wait to feast on their parents’ spoils.

vulture children by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

Satan's Children 

A server filled with high intellect user who singled handily solved world peace and hunger. And remember with the power of Satan you're side you can do anything ! ;)

Hey looks its Satan's Children the only place where we wont be held back from all the horrors of god and his bad nature hail hitler!!!

Satan's Children by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

The only advantage of having children 

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

The only advantage of having children by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn by Hym Iam March 25, 2023