twice..cation

the nicest once on tiktok

person: do you know twice..cation?
person 2: yes theyre so sweet!

by sssssssaass December 28, 2020

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013

math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Canton, MI

A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines

" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"

by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018

Cantonese

1. A Sinitic language spoken mainly in Guangxi, Guangdong, Macau, and Hongkong.

2. Someone from Cantonese speaking areas, in particular inhabitants of Canton ( Guangzhou )

4. Anything related to Canton

a. Woooo I love Cantonese food it is absolutely delicious! 😋

b. Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese.

c. I just bought some traditional Cantonese mooncakes from Fatshan ( Foshan ), it’s amazing!

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 August 7, 2021

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 9, 2005