Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.
The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.
The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.
"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."
"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."
"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."
"She's at home making sperm castles."
"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."
"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."
by Sperm Castle Inc. January 31, 2010
Get the Sperm Castle mug.When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.
by wwefan5220000 April 9, 2011
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A New Castle girl is someone who was born and resides in New Castle Delaware, and never leaves because they actually think New Castle is a great place to be. They are trashy and think they are tough. They have lots of babies at a young age by different men, and sometimes even live in Dobbinsville. For people who don't know what Dobbinsville is, it is the crappiest little neighborhood right next to Old New Castle. I guess you can call them townhouses but they look like shacks and no one has teeth or a job. The person who commented on the original definition of New Castle is most definitely a New Castle Girl. I know because I actually knew her family when she was a baby. Long line of New Castle Trash!!!!!
by Jdubb619 October 16, 2008
Get the New Castle Girl mug.Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011
Get the Storm the Rusty Castle mug.A game that gets loudmouths to shut up. Usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. Also known as a competitive children's game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize.
Lara: You know this guy who was hitting on me, blah blah bl-
Jane: I have a great idea, let's play Silent Castle One, two, three, go!
**Quiet**
Jane: I have a great idea, let's play Silent Castle One, two, three, go!
**Quiet**
by Carly Wild December 23, 2008
Get the Silent Castle mug.A game you can play on runescape. The aim of the game is to steal the other teams flags while the other people chop the shit out of eachother VERY FUN :D
Noob1: Im going to play castle wars
Noob2: Fuck me
Noob1: Fuck me harder
Noob2: Dud this is pointless
Noob2: Fuck me
Noob1: Fuck me harder
Noob2: Dud this is pointless
by Acidcantdie May 13, 2005
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