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Noun. An sexual act performed while the woman is menstruating. The woman glides to and fro on top of the man while the man lies down flat on his back. Thus, the woman glides gracefully, like a celebrity, while the man becomes her red carpet.
Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
by Bodacious-Wan May 27, 2014
A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie
by weareclay April 17, 2016
You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar
by charlie daniels October 26, 2004
by BrendaS June 29, 2006
by Frogz June 15, 2006