muff cabbage

snookie's hairy clam

The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage

by fuck new jersey October 18, 2010

Cabbagetastic

Describes the greatness of an object, as long as this object is not cabbage.

"That guitar is cabbagetastic!"

wrong: "that cabbage is cabbagetastic"

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

skunk cabage

the most awfuling smelling cabage in the world do not eat unless extremely hungary. these plants spray you with their squirters be aware

duggal smells like skunk cabage

by tmac April 26, 2005

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

cabagel

A noun used for a vagina. Commonly found in adolescent age groups in the east. Slowly becoming popular, older ages usually don't know the meaning.

Girl 1: God, my cabagel has been feeling weird on the inside.
Girl 2: Have you seen a doctor?

by grimdenbahbles April 13, 2009

cabbage snatch

A vagina that is overused, abused, and a something borrowed... Multiple times. It can also be identified with a horrendous smell and lips that look like two pieces of bacon strung together with some yarn.

Yo, I was about to get down with this chick the other day, but she had a cabbage snatch comparable to a Thai prostitute.

by Pussyslave1234 April 12, 2015