panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.

John just found a panty calling card.

by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 29, 2009

Calvin

He is a thot

You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah

by ItsEchoRiot February 16, 2019

Calvin

That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.

"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"

by Aph111 April 28, 2022

Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

Calin

A super hot girl who needs to get laid but when she offers her boyfriend tells her no. Any other guy would love to jump on that but she has a uncanny abilitly to pick homos.

-Is that girl a calin?
-yep
-id hit that.
-yeah me too but her boyfriend sure wont

by samissuperawesome December 24, 2009