Calum

a masculine/ male person who you will meet in your grade 7 class and slowly fall in love with. you will be seated with him in many classes and start to get closer. soon enough everyone will be saying things like oh their secretly dating oh they like each other and all of a sudden your in deep. a Calum is a person that you could never see coming in your life but as soon as they do you can’t imagine life without them. A Calum is also very honest. He tells you exactly how he feels when he feels it and even if it’s something that may upset you he says it in a way that can make you feel less bad about it. In conclusion if you meet or have already met a Calum keep him, even if you don’t see it now he MAY just become one of the most important people in your entire life

wow I am so lucky to have met this boy named Calum!!

by justadelulugirlwithouta_solulu December 28, 2025

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

Ms.Caluya

Shes the sweetest teacher she would always assign students fun tasks and brought food every year almost she L O V E S dounts

Ms.Caluya: We will have homework about math.

Students: n o homework pls 😩✋

Ms.Caluya: Ok then s n a c k s 👌

by Blobbun July 9, 2021

HIGH CALYPSO

Well , this is when I am using my A T & T phone.

It seems to be a mind read by my PURSE SNATCHER to support A T & T in this trying time.

Put your ear to HENRY JOHN DEUTSCHENDIRF JR.B(JOHN DENVER).

When I posted a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY for review I got HIGH CALYPSO on my CALYPSO A T & T phone when the definition was posted officially.

In this METROpolitan area I got HIGH CALYPSO when even the PURSE SNATCHER would not be malicious and A T & T after MUHAMMED FAHD bribed some workers to unlock phones illegally as tomorrow I am taking them up on their offer and A T & T will be highly delighted as other cellphone companies for the most part came from the A T &, T big mistake breakup in 1980.

This will fill up your senses when you hear the PURSE SNATCHER listen to I'M SORRY and HIGH CALYPSO in behalf of URBAN DICTIONARY and especially YOU TUBE.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021

o’calipp

An italian esclamation derivating form TikTok sound that can actually mean penis

o’calipp te piac e pigliatell

by giacxomo November 21, 2021

i calp

Gang slang for “I’m a dumb pussy and like cock in my butt” if you use it in past tense though it means “I had it in the butt and can fit an entire cat in mine”

“Yo ni**a i Calp. What’s it to ya?” Or “hey girl it’s fine I’ve calped I know how it feels”

by QOP69 August 17, 2021

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023