Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

Calcentric

Of or pertaining to all things California
The evocation and invocation of the California vibe

The beach boys music is very calcentric wouldn't you say

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

Calcium Sauce

Another Word For Milk

Calcium Sauce Makes Your Boes Strong Kids!

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021

calculator

where you make your calculation

i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams

by hans is mine July 22, 2021

Calceto

The place that the legends have learned playing soccer. DRAGONS sharing pipes there.

EXAMPLE:Paizo mpala san tous drakous Mesa sto CALCETO.

EXAMPLE 2: Nothing....

by Someone From Calceto November 20, 2021

Calcidius

The skeleton remains of a christian priest.

I found a calcidius

let's clean this calcidius

by Thanadeez November 21, 2021