country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.

Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.

by Greekling October 6, 2019

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Cross country

Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.

Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever

by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019

country musex

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

by Krkič January 29, 2020

Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018