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Connecticut Gas Job

When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.
Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.
by joe dicenson February 5, 2010
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The Belmont Connection

A local Chicago sexual move, based off of the ever-popular Chicago "L" transportation system. The Belmont Connection is where passengers can connect from the Red Line to the Brown Line on the train.

In sexual terms, a man fucks a woman in her vagina and then proceeds to give her anal pleasure. Hence, moving from the "Red Line" to the "Brown Line".
Derrick: Hey Jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, Tiffany?

Jamaal: You mean Tiffany from Lincoln Parkl? Yeah, I'm finna give her the Belmont Connection.

Derrick: GNR, better pack some KY and extra Jimmies.
by Afties January 25, 2011
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Cohner

When someone has a boner for someone who is younger than them.
"Connor has a huge cohner whenever he walks down freshman hall"
by cohner October 20, 2011
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concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year
"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."
by zen February 1, 2016
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interspecies connection

When animals of different species connect remotely and have an online conversation.
I fully expect and support my rabbit to have an interspecies connection if that is what he wants to do!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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Norwich Connecticut

Despite being called the "Rose City" Norwich has a constant smell of rotting plants combined with cannabis. A favorite spot for middle class white people to pretend to be street thugs while staying safe from the actual streets in New London. Local pastimes include dining at the premiered 7/11, and shoplifting the local Goodwill. Main exports include Meth, Crack and shitty ass drivers. You won't have your car broken into but don't be surprised to find homeless people rubbing their stomach on your car if you leave it for more than 5 minutes. Local mothers ship their welfare claims to the Norwich Free Academy where students either choke on fumes from poor ventilation or get expelled for asking teachers for prescription drugs. If you live in surrounding towns like Bozrah, Lebanon, or Preston you probably know someone from here who either drives a shitbox Subaru/Civic complete with monster energy stickers, thinks selling 25$ of weed a week is the "grind" or claims Chris Webby cured his depression.
"Hey man you ever been to Norwich Connecticut?" Nah Fam, not a fan of watching local crackheads try to fight hicks from Lebanon just trying to get weed"
by Official Loser man November 18, 2021
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fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.
We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021
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