clam jam

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block

Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.

by Billheimer December 18, 2008

Hot Clam Basket

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.

I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".

by Kum-Twat August 28, 2011

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003

rusty clam

when a chick has on tight panties and had to shit real bad and didn't make it to the bathroom and shits herself and it pushes around and goes in her pussy.

Jan was running to the bathroom and didn't make it so she ended up with a rusty clam.

by pro-cp February 27, 2008

Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

by John R December 3, 2003

Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.

Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.

by The Man With the Clam May 27, 2011

Clam Pants

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

by MDMA- January 10, 2009