Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph

Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.

by Danny steam August 7, 2012

Wive's Club

A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)

SCENARIO #1

Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??

Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!

SCENARIO #2

Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!

Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!

SCENARIO #3

Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!

Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...

by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011

static club

Frame banging static boys #fuckbags

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex

by The static kids November 21, 2021

bay club

the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management

karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.

by happicali22 March 28, 2020

Club Toe

When someone drunkenly decides to take their sandals off at the club, thus resulting in the blackening of ones feet from the filth of youthful exuberance slowly rubbing into your skin.

"Oh my God you bitch, stop touching my knee with your club toe."

by Wanilla Ice February 11, 2020

700 club

members of the 700 club are people who have taken 700 mg of benadryl, which results in a crazy as hell trip that can last anywhere from eight hours to a few days. tripping on benadryl makes you see delusions, not hallucinations- the difference, for anyone who may not know, is that while you know a hallucination isn't real; when you're delusional, you believe that everything you're seeing is completely and fully real. once you come down from your trip, however long that may take, you probably won't remember a thing.

we got that nigga john to join the 700 club last weekend! damn, he was trippin balls.

by umyeahdoood March 9, 2011

The Hustler Club

A Hustler is considered a die hard fan of All Time Low.

Hustlers are a family. They all have one thing in common and that is the four boys we call our saviors. Unfortunatly some can be very picky about who they let in but most the time any Hustler is very open to anyone becoming a atl fan for life. Whither you've been hustlin' since 08 or your a baby hustler you are family. You should never be shy. Always speak up or you will not be notcied(:

Girl one: Hey have you heard of the band All Time Low?

Girl two: Well duh! I'm in The Hustler Club.

Girl one: What does that mean?

Girl two: Means I'm a hustler!

by Molly amazing September 3, 2010