chaos' embraces

the chaos embraces you.

"welcome, chaos' embraces"
"what does that mean"
"you'll see"

by B34u May 23, 2022

chaos

faith and rachel are the exact definition of chaos.

if you even think the word chaos they will appear at your house and aggressively rumba dance towards you while calling for ghost rat thor

the bromance is strong in those two. they thrive and survive on chaos. chaos is them. chaos is a word because of them

except this fact you mouth breather

person 1- chaos?
person- NO. YOU HAVE SUMMONED THEM

faith and rachel- WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! *brings in benoftheweek also*

by mac and cheese queen June 27, 2022

Chaos

1. The complete opposite of order

2. Disorder with a side of confusion and stupidity

1. There was just chaos when putting 14 alcoholics in one house with an hookah pipe and speaker

2. Chaos is getting kicked out of a club for trying to steal a Jagger bottle

3. Chaos is sitting in the street for an hour outside the club tryna get an uber

by Harrislisa July 3, 2022

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

chaos times 10

the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.

Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"

by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022

Chaos

Elijah

Elijah is pure chaos

by Coolkid1227 September 17, 2022

Chaos

Look at all of it! Isn’t it beautiful?

Hym “Look at us. We’re surrounded by chaos. But which of us is flourishing Jordan? Which of us is colluding with the media to render the dissent of their detractors moot? ‘It’s not me. It can’t be me. I’m a clinician!’ You think, as you pat yourself on the back for winning a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing until I was in my late 20s. And look what you do with the spoils of your victory. Wield them against your enemies. No different than the people who came after you.”

by Hym Iam October 6, 2022