Difficult Brown 

The process of giving it to someone up the butt.

A 2011 quote from Sinead O'Connor's blog:

"Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply..."

Difficult Brown by rebornfungus September 5, 2011

Gordon Brown 

Gordon Brown (British Prime minister) is a, dour, and morbid, scotsman in private, similar to the character called "Private Frazer" from "dads army". He broods over how much he hates the sassenach English and about how we are "all doomed, aye doooomed I tell ye"
In his spare time, Gordon Brown, likes to cook haggis and do a sword dance while wearing his dads tartan skirt (he is too mean to buy his own (typical Jock)). Occassionaly he is found slumped at his desk much the the worse for his whiskey swilling sessions where a "wee dram" often turns into a few pints of single malt from the supermarket (£6.99 Asda - the stingy bastard) He is most notable for being a notorious thief who allowed his friend Tony Blair to push billions of tax payers money to companies who swindled us in over-extravagant technology deals.

Gordon Brown is also a name synonymous with a womans vaginal region (cunt)

1st man:
What on earth is that scottish twat doing in a English parliament telling us what we can and cannot do?
Lets send our Mp's to scotland and tell them tightfisted gingernuts what they can do with their spare cash and time huh?

2nd man:
Youre right there, but what I want to know is, why isnt Scunthorpe spelt Sgordonbrownthorpe

1st man : Aye I know who put gordon brown in parliament but who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe

Gordon Brown by fred sez shag January 30, 2008

finless brown trout 

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.

Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.

finless brown trout by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Zac Brown Band

As in the band responsible for such hits as "Chicken Fried", "Toes", and "Different Kind of Fine." This grassroots Georgia band is gaining popularity nationwide as they finally get some well deserved radio play.

I saw the Zac Brown Band last night at Cowboys and they kicked ass!

Zac Brown Band by Beth Daniel October 18, 2008

brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

brown crayola by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

brown dream 

Like a wet dream but brown, may also refer to homosexual acts during sleep

Double kissing the brown ball in the game of snooker

"mum i had a brown dream again"

brown dream by fuckerpants May 3, 2009

Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.

The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.

Brown Joust by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011