martian breakfast

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009

McRusky Breakfast

shove a rusk up your girlfiends arse, piss on the rusk and then arse fuck her to make it mushy. Suck the soft rusk out using a McDonalds straw.

I had a McRusky Breakfast this morning. My girlfriend went to work with a limp.

by Hungry Horrace October 31, 2008

Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Egyptian Breakfast

When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.

Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.

by Luke Oats January 13, 2018

cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock

"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"

by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

Whore's Breakfast

A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.

Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.

by palmdoggy April 5, 2017