Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

Breakfast in bed by HS----8 March 11, 2017

breakfast crime 

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

breakfast crime by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

Breakfast Sausage 

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

Breakfast Sausage by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

breakfast bandit by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

breakfast mcnasty 

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon

Me and Jasmine just had the dirtiest, slimiest breakfast mcnasty.

breakfast mcnasty by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017

Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.

Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today

Breakfast in bed by JARGO420 October 31, 2017

breakfast for the block 

Cooking, making, cutting or altering narcotics, controlled substances or alcohol with intent for creating a product fashioned in a way meant for distribution and or consumption by the public

"When will those edibles be ready?"

"I'm makin breakfast for the block right now."

breakfast for the block by The Scholar X April 19, 2018