When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Get the Breakfast Sammymug. Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
by chucklemunch August 28, 2006
Get the monkey's breakfastmug. When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
by Luke Oats January 13, 2018
Get the Egyptian Breakfastmug. Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)
by Jessyb93 March 17, 2009
Get the Bull Breakfastmug. by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009
Get the martian breakfastmug. Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.
Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.
by kariya kikkushin January 10, 2011
Get the breakfast clubbingmug. A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.
Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.
by palmdoggy April 5, 2017
Get the Whore's Breakfastmug.