Tom Brady's

The deflated nut sack of an animal that has been spayed.

My dog was upset when he came from the vet and found his Tom Brady's where his balls used to be.

by Badmilk October 1, 2020

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Brady cunt

It's a large man slut

Brady cunt get over here

by Zach7300 June 8, 2016

Brady factor

When you inflict doubt in an opponent during a critical moment.

Dude, its the Brady Factor. They just lost the game.

by Urbanbrewhahaha January 21, 2018

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

dylan brady

half of 100 gecs, also an icon with a funky hat

Person: I wonder why they’re always wearing that scarecrow looking hat?
100 gecs fan: Oh, they must be trying to be Dylan Brady!

by yoitsacornbread November 20, 2021