Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

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Born with a sneer

Overly cynical, said by many a rube about all city-slickers.

"That blood has been cynical since he was a toddler, he was born with a sneer..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

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Born-neck

A type of neck deformity, where you cannot see the persons neck.

Child: "Mom what is wrong with that person"
Mom: "My dear he was born like that"
Child: "Oh his got a born-neck"

by InkyPinky February 5, 2010

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

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