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blanchtarted

A rare, almost forgotten form of severe autism caused truly by; not flicking bean or eating vagine.

Named after the first case, discovered in 2005, A. Blanchard (they/them)
“$200 to you Adam”
*puts in $1475*
*All shouting in unison*
“YOURE SO BLANCHTARTED, ADAM”
by MrAll-In June 7, 2024
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Blanchin

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly
"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"
by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024
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Blanchin

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly
"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"
by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024
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Blanching

Hiring a black guy to bust in your room at a completely random time during inter corse and dump ice water a both of your naked bodies.
Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Blanching

A kink where you hire a black guy to throw a bucket of ice water on both of your naked bodies during intercourse and he horses you to eat your own pants
Am I blanching? Girl we blanching!
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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blanchard

annoying ahh dude working with project janus in bo6 / black ops 6 cuz zombies (again)
blanchard is so damn sexy
by hammythehampter January 18, 2025
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Blachinky

Slur used for individuals of African American and Asian descent, often believed to have been derived by the combination of the words Black and “chink” though the true origin is unknown. (Historically used by cops)
You know who my favorite blachinky is? Hines Ward.
by Queefybeefybeefcurtains69 February 1, 2026
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