arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

biscuit

- when a Marlow does a good deed approved by a Neda, then a biscuit, (point system for future units of compensation) are rewarded.

Fixing the Sharon is worthy of a biscuit.

Biscuits can be loving, filling, shocking and/or slightly annoying and funny.

For example; a soggy finger shoved into another person's ear, followed by laughter and annoyance.

by Woof1 February 7, 2010

Biscuits

Teeth that look like a bunch of ugly biscuits.

OMG, you guys! Look at that girls biscuits! Yikes!

by CelebrityUrban November 30, 2011

Biscuit

1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day

1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"

by willowire July 31, 2010

biscuit lips

Lips that are abnormally large, mostly found on blacks. Symptoms of biscuit lips include: extreme inflation of both lips, unrecognizable speech paterns, and/or dark skin.

"What's wrong with Carl's face?"

"Nothing, it's just biscuit lips."

by k5 cook June 29, 2005

skeet biscuit

Its when a bunch of guys on a Saturday night get together and throw down a buscuit. then each of the whip out their dicks and jerk off the last one to skeet on the biscuit has to eat it.

Ian said, "alright boys you know what time it is," as he slams the Biscuit on the table. It's skeet biscuit time!

by jesus#1 May 6, 2007

whisker biscuit

slang for a womans vagina,with 1-2 days worth of stubble, nonetheless a tasty treat.

"Damn my face is raw today, I was eatin a bitch out and her whisker biscuit tore the shit out of my face."

by Tank178 October 7, 2005