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Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin
Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin
by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010
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Apple Banger

My life changed after the Apple Bangers came to my door
by Apple banger #1 February 20, 2019
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certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.
"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
by rereret December 2, 2010
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bangem

"Yo, you hear 'bout those niggas from Miami coming up here and getting shot? Haha. Thats why they call us the bangem."
by Rayquon July 31, 2006
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double O' banger

Telling some one that doesnt look good or that's big no-no
Oo no what u wearin that's a double O' banger

That's a double o banger my man
by PRETTYNENE December 16, 2008
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Bingeworth

A "Bingeworth" is a new standardisation of alcohol intake used in the United Kingdom. Previously "Units" of alcohol were used as a guideline for the consumption of alcoholic beverages until Dr. Steven Valentino Johnston coined the term in January 2011. A "bingeworth" is the equivalent to 10 "units" of the old system, much like the decimalisation of pound sterling in 1971, E.G 3 pence = 1 thruppence.
I say Jasper - Tonight shall entail the consumption of a bingeworth.

Profanities may be added for effect

How many fucking bingeworths did I have last night?
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bingestagram

The act of taking an excessive amount of i-phone photos of the same item or event and posting three or more of these photos on Instagram all at once. This plagues Instagram feeds with boring posts and generally leads to a decrease in followers of whoever made the posts. Bingestagram usually occurs when someone has been binge drinking but also may occur by socially awkward, extremely bored, or overly excited people.
Julia was so drunk at the wedding that she bingestagramed 9 photos of herself on the dance floor.
by meggasus October 27, 2014
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