Blasterz

A massive twat who Bans anyone for getting his feelings hurt..

Wow Blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019

Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

Stop bastering me!!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020

blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021

cootie blaster

slang name for a penis.

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Urban-Boaster

Somebody who posts their name on UrbanDictionary, boasting (lying) about them being awesome, cool, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, I just added my name as a word on UrbanDictionary!
Guy 2: Really? What did you put for the definition?
Guy 1: I said that I am the coolest person at school and I get all the girls! Man, I'm so cool!
Guy 2: I can't believe I am friends with an Urban-Boaster.

by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009

Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.

So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.

by pwdr March 9, 2010