Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.

"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"

by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023

The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!

I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.

by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023

Bend the block

Circling around the beef's neighborhood, potentially looking for the enemies to attack!

"Yo Dre you ready? We finna (going to) bend the block right now, grab ya sexy ass shiesty."

by YungGladiator January 15, 2024

bend over like red rover

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible

Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018