cowboy beer

Cowboy beer is beer that has been through at least one set of kidneys. A cup of beer piss, to be blunt. Thrifty cowpokes have long known that one can fill up their mug on the cheap from an unflushed toilet or urinal in a beer-sloshed country/western bar. Odds are good that drinking this "cowboy beer" will make the drinker tipsy. Studies say that alcohol potency is increased when passed through a set of kidneys, so grab a mug, buddy!

Trey left his wallet at home, so he drank cowboy beer all night at the honky bar, listening to 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the jukebox.

by pepevision January 21, 2007

beer crime

Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.

Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.

by prosparky September 16, 2005

beer

What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

beerce

plural of beers when you've had to many

"i drank a buncha BEERCE"
"12 beerce to my noggin,"

by prettyXXXnoose February 20, 2008

Beeratated

when you are so irritated that you just need a beer.

That fucking sofa is not going to fit through that door! holy shit i'm gettin' beeratated!

by Andrew Golden June 17, 2008

Beeralanche

when the box of beer is ripped open incorrectly, to where they all roll out when you open the frig.

Oh No ! I had a beeralanche and now they are all shook up on the floor.

by tecate's girl December 23, 2008