Preview Beers

The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.

J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.

by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022

Making Bears

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022

Charmin Bears

A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.

Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears

Someone else: nice

by CharminBearHater#1 March 18, 2023

Raining Polar Bears

It's the same as "raining cats and dogs" but in the winter.

Better stay inside, it's raining polar bears.

by kistnus May 4, 2014

bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019

Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.

Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?

by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019

Ben & Bourke's Beers

The most valuable insight into the technicalities of the beer industry, from popular global beers to small time local crafties, these blokes try it all! @ben.n.bourkes.beers have got you covered!

"Yeah mate, ben & bourkes beers is the *only* way I can figure out what beer I try next, you have to check them out."

"Fuck yeah mate ben & bourke's beers set me up with the perfect lager for my 17 year old niece's birthday party;))"

by ReliableGentleman October 25, 2020