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Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.
Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?
by jlklt1 February 14, 2012
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beamed

over indulgence in Jim Beam products, leading to the state of being in intense discomfort, including a headache, nausea and waves of dizziness the day after
I got beamed last night uhhh.
by danalouisiana February 3, 2013
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beaged

When a person on Xbox live gets yelled at by everybody. Also means when a person gets t bagged by a person on xbox while screaming Samuel L. Jackson's name.
UnderrCoverr: Damn dude your getting beaged.

Old McDonaldz: SAMUEL L. JACKSON, O YEAH!

UnderrCoverr: Holy **** man you just got messed up!
by UNDERR COVERR September 22, 2010
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Beaner-Box

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.
Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."
by J-48273 June 30, 2011
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Beaner bean

An American or person that enjoy a coffee every day. A coffee addict or fan. A person who consumes a lot of coffee. A caffeine addict.
I love coffee, I can proudly say I'm a beaner bean coffee lover.

The United States is a beaner bean nation, we can't live without our coffee.

Stop drinking so much coffee you beaner bean coffee junkie.

Beaner bean me, I want more coffee with my donuts.
by Equal crack May 8, 2016
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Benedict Nips

When ones nipples are so hard they are in danger of ruining their shirts.
Hey guys check Rich out, he's got some pretty gnarly Benedict nips going on right now.

-Wow! There goes that shirt!
by Zzooma October 7, 2017
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Beaner Party

When a bunch of Beaners get together and eat beans, wether it be at a social gathering or in a random moment
Tonight hombres lets have a beaner party
by beanerboi444 December 4, 2017
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