Shake a burrito 

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.

"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."

Shake a burrito by "I don't know" May 31, 2009

Peanut butter burrito 

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.

When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.

Peanut butter burrito by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018

Schrödinger's burrito 

The burrito changes which side is scalding hot or still frozen based on which side you bite first.

When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.

Schrödinger's burrito by Master Chank April 14, 2020

Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.

Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.

Butt burrito by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010

Ski burrito 

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.

Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.

Ski burrito by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009

scotty burrito 

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .

I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.

scotty burrito by philperkins August 15, 2018

Ussain Bolt Burrito 

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.

"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"

Ussain Bolt Burrito by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010