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Burrito blowout

1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging

(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)
guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"

guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"

guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"

employee: "no refunds"

guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"

*guy 1 runs away*

*employee takes a stress leave*
by craisins.inc June 9, 2018
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Burrell

to heinously and permanently ass kick someone until they cry.
I burrelled Isaac Alm so bad in that volleyball game!

Ardee! Shut up or I'll BURRELL you!
by The burreller March 9, 2009
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Anne Burrell

Host of Food Network's "Secrets of a Restaurant Chef"

Essentially one of the few Food Network Chef's with a professional background, having graduated from a renowned culinary institute, after which she underwent intense culinary training in Italy. She accumulated the rest of her experience by working as a Chef in many top restaurant.

The premise of her show is to recreate the recipes she makes for clients in her restaurant, so that viewers may make them at home.

Though she does not detail technique as Alton Brown would, the selection of her recipes all teach essential technique, such as how to handle french pastry dough that is made from scratch, how to get 6 larger lamb chops by removing bones, or that adding water to meatball mixtures creates a moist texture.
Anne Burrell writes her own recipes, unlike many Food Network cooks who delegate that task to shadow writers. The only show on Food Network geared toward the Intermediate to Advanced cook
by Infohelps March 14, 2011
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Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up
by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009
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Burrito Day

Burrito Day (n) – A day in which all men consume burrito’s in order to gain supreme and often super human strength and intelligence. Once dismissed as a myth, a small cluster of men were found to still perform the ancient act of burrito day in Sydney, their feats are often covered in documentaries by film makers brave enough to step into their territory
I do not want to eat breakfast because it is Burrito Day.
by Burritoman23 August 25, 2011
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Burrito tears

When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.
Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"
by SuSpence June 23, 2014
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strawberry burrito

relating to strawberry taco; the result of blood on a guys dick after he's had sex with a chic on the rag.
dude, i was hittin it last night, and the chic totally gave me a strawberry burrito.
by sex_goddess June 11, 2008
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