blurb
blərb
adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.
verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.
noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
blərb
adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.
verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.
noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"
verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".
noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".
noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
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losing the authorization of 'wearing the pants'
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Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"
"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
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Get the Blurry Hand Syndrome mug.The time in your life while you are parenting small children. Symptoms are consistent with other dementia disorders; forgetfulness, disorientation, sleeplessness, forgetfulness, exhaustion, snappishness. Blur-induced stupidity is commonly occurring and profound. Hopefully, the effects of The Blur diminish over time. Rumored to last about 18 years.
I got to Target and I swear to God I had no idea what I was supposed to buy. I ended up getting coffee and diapers and then spent 20 minutes trying to find my car in the parking lot. I used to have a PhD in physics and now I am a MORON. It's The Blur... It's killing me. What?
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it does not exist and does not have a meaning.
it does not exist and does not have a meaning.
Htrem - hey look its a bludren.
Stooh - WOW thats crazy shit
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Stooh - Yea Bludren
Stooh - WOW thats crazy shit
Htrem - i going to go shoot some bitches now
Stooh - Yea Bludren
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