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Blueberry Cream Delight

A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me
by ohdaddyharder November 5, 2020
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Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.
These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.
by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019
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Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
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Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.
When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.
by Riley_17 January 20, 2015
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
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magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.
did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.
by berry potter February 24, 2023
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