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hallway blocker 

A fat, slow walking dumbass that waddles like a penguin through the school halways.
That fat ass hallway blocker could keep an entire school on Lockdown, solely by struggling to move his fat ass.
When a woman in on her period (aka "up on blocks"). Similar to "lockdown"
We can't have sex this weekend because my girlfriend is on blockdown.
Blockdown by Anthony Gentile May 12, 2007

two blocker 

The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"
"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
two blocker by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005

Lead Blocker

A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.
Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?

Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.

Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
Lead Blocker by ckwon December 27, 2011

Booty blocker 

The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.
I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.
Booty blocker by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012

Paul Brocked 

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver
Dude Desylm Dogg he just paul brocked owen back into the closet