Soft-batch

A Bad Chick , Pretty Gurl

You see shawty over dere she a Soft-batch

by Chunkey January 27, 2011

Melvis Batcave

Someone who looks like a Mexican Elvis who has a larger than usual anal cavity due to years of being rammed full of large cock.

Q, why is Melvis walking funny?
A, he had a party in his Melvis Batcave last night.

by The-mess May 31, 2016

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

sleepy batch

When your friend decides not to go out and sleeps instead.

Damn where is he?

He’s being a sleepy batch tonight

by gellydefinitions March 20, 2021

Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.

Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”

by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021

Karen batchen

The Grandma of Ariyanakittylove

Oh look it’s Karen batchen

by Ariyanakittylove December 29, 2021