barse tool

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

by James M.A M May 9, 2006

Barse

In Scientific terms, 'The Perineum', the region of the body inferior to the pelvic diaphragm and between the legs.

Slang term, from the county of Wexford, Ireland:

1. Space between the balls and arse (may be used to refer to the same space of the female gender irrespective of the practical absence of a scrotum)

2. Term of abuse.

1. She did a hand stand, I placed my chin on her barse to see if a beard would suit me.

2.'You may kiss my dead uncle's barse'

by Ivor Big-one January 13, 2008

barstalker

Someone who stalks bars in search of the hottest crowd, strongest drinks and best music.

"Man, he always knows what's going on."
"Yeah, he's such a barstalker."

by jttwk June 28, 2009

barsing

1) The act of going to bars.
2) The state of mind of going to bars.
3) A phenomenon where a profoundly singable song comes on in a bar and everyone starts singing it. Typically leads to an increase in the average outgoingness level of the bar's population as people put their arms around strangers and sing in the wrong key in order to enable more volume. Note: pronounced "bar-sing" in this particular usage.

1) We're going barsing later. It's gonna be so fleek.
2) I'm barsing mad hard right now and my mind's fleeking out.
3) That Hootie song came on and it turned into a massive barsing. It was fleek.

by Coag Genie April 26, 2016

Barsful

An adjective to describe someone or something who often spits bars.

Yo do you ever talk to Ty?
Yeah, he's pretty barsful!

by heatahman69 October 13, 2021

Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

barstow cool

When something is absolutely mind blowing that the only response you can give is saying "cool."

David Blane: "Muscular Dystrophy"
Fat Kid: "Barstow Cool"

by Capt_Planet114 September 2, 2014